Girl we got work to do
Pass me the paint and glue
Perfect isn’t easy
But, it’s me...
When one knows the world is watching
One does what one must
Some minor adjustments darling
Not for my vanity, but for humanity
Each little step a pose
See how the breeding shows, Uh!
Sometimes it’s too much for even me...
But when all the world says yes,
Then who am I to say no...
Don’t ask a mutt to strut like a showgirl
No girl ya need a pro.
Not a flea or a flaw
Take a peek at that paw
Lah dee dah dah
Perfection becomes me nés pa?
Unrivalled, unruffled
I’m beauty unleashed! Yeah!
Jaw drop, heart stop
So classic and classy
Were not talking Lassie
And Aahhhhhhhh ahhhhhh
Ooohhhhh aoooooohhhh aoohhhhh aoohhhhh ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff rufufufufuaoouuuu (dog barking noises)
Though man becomith my bone and bowl
Ya barking up the wrong tree...
You pretty pups all over the city
I have your hearts and you have my pity
Pretty is nice but still it’s just pretty!
Perfect my dear.......
Is meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
