She said "I'm going out
with my girlfriends
For Margaritas at
the Holiday Inn"
Oh have mercy,
my only thought,
was tequila makes her
clothes fall off.
I told her put an
extra layer on!
I know what happens when
she drinks Patrón.
Her closet's missing half
the things she bought
Yeah, tequila makes her
clothes fall off.
She'll start by kicking
out of her shoes.
Lose an earring
in her drink.
Leave her jacket in
the bathroom stall.
Drop a contact
down the sink.
Them pantyhose ain't
gonna last too long,
If the DJ puts
Bon Jovi on.
She might come home
in a tablecloth,
Yeah tequila makes her
clothes fall off.
She can handle any
champagne brunch.
A bridal shower with
Bacardi punch.
Jello shooters
full of Smirnoff,
But tequila makes
her clothes fall off.
She'll start by kicking out
of her shoes.
Lose an earring
in her drink.
Leave her jacket
in the bathroom stall.
Drop a contact
down the sink.
She don't mean nothing,
She's just having fun.
Tomorrow she'll say,
"Oh, what have I done?"
Her friends will joke
about the stuff she lost.
Yeah, Tequila makes her
clothes fall off.
Oh, Tequila makes her
clothes fall off.
Oh, Tequila makes her
clothes fall off.
