Eminem Without Me ^минус

Obie Trice. 
Real name no gimmicks

Two trailer park girls go round the outside, 
Round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park girls go round the outside, 
Round the outside, round the outside

Guess who's back, back again 
Shady's back, tell a friend 
Guess who's back, guess who's back? 
Guess who's back, guess who's back? 
Guess who's back, guess who's back? 
Guess who's back? 

I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more 
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver 
Well if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give ya 
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor 
Some vodka that will jump start my heart quicker 
Then a shot when I get shocked at the hospital 
By the doctor when I'm not cooperating 
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey" 
You waited this long to stop debating 
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know you got a job Ms. Cheney 
But your husband's heart problem is complicated 
So the F-C-C won't let me be or let me be me so let me see 
They tried to shut me down on M-T-V 
But it feels so empty without me 
So come on and dip, bum on your lips 
**** that, cum on your lips and some on your **** 
And get ready 'cause this **** is about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, "**** you, Debbie!"

[Chorus]
Now this looks like a job for me 
So everybody just follow me 
'Cause we need a little controversy 
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a job for me 
So everybody just follow me 
'Cause we need a little controversy 
'Cause it feels so empty without me

Little hellions kids feeling rebellious 
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis 
They start feeling like prisoners helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "*****" 
A visionary, vision is scary, 
Could start a revolution, pollutin' the air waves a rebel 
So let me just revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my *** 
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe 
For you to see so damn much of my *** you ask for me 
Well I'm back, nana-na na na nana-na na na kshh 
Fix your bent antenna, tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in endin' up
Under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter 
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling 
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting 
"Testing attention please" 
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me 
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free 
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

[Chorus] 

A-tiskit a-taskit, 
I go *** for tat with anybody who's talking this **** and that ****
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your *** kicked 
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie
You thirty six year old bald headed ***, blow me 
You don't know me, you're too old, let it go its over,
Nobody listens to Techno 
Now lets go, just give me the signal 
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults 
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil 
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes this **** just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me I'm just obscene 
Though I'm not the first king of controversy 
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do black music so selfishly 
And use it to get myself wealthy 
"Hey" there's a concept that works 
Twenty million other white rappers emerge 
But no matter how many fish in the sea 
It will be so empty without me