Well, my body could use a little slimming,
I keep my top on when I go swimming,
and I ain't seen my feet since 1984.
The old lady wants a roll in the hay,
we turn the lights down all the way
'cause I don't look good naked anymore.
Well I use to be a hell of a woman
my boobs were big like melons.
and now they hang down to the floor
Well it all happend kinda slow,
but I guess i kinda let myself go
Now I dont look good naked anymore
With each and every passing year came a lot of french fries and cider,
and my belly hung a little closer to the floor.
Now my belly is as big as a truck,
and the old lady don't wanna...
She don't wanna!
'Cause I don't look good naked anymore.
No, I don't look good naked anymore.
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before.
If I keep on like I'm doin', I won't fit through the door!
