If they could see me now
That little gang of mine
I'm eating fancy chow
And drinking fancy wine
I'd like those stumblebums
To see for a fact
The kind of top-drawer, first-rate chums
I attract
All I can say is "Wow,"'
Hey, look at where I am
Tonight I landed, pow!
Right in a pot of jam
What a setup! Holy cow!
They'd never believe it
If my friends could see me now
(dance break)
If they could see me now
My little dusty group
Traipsing around this
Million-dollar chicken coop
I'd hear those thrift-shop cats
Say "Brother, get her!
Laid on a bed spread made from
Three kinds of fur!"
All I can say is "Wow"
Wait till the riff and raff
See just exactly how
He'd sign his autograph
What a build-up! Holy cow!
They'd never believe it
If my friends could see me now
