Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spider-Man.
Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spider-Man.
In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.
Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Action is his reward.
Look Out!
Here comes the Spider-Man.(x2)
In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.
Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spider-Man.
Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Action is his reward.
Look Out!
Here comes the Spider-Man.
To him, life is a great big bang up
Wherever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spider-Man
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Normal guy, normal guy
Has a Fairly average life
Can’t spin webs, when he tries,
Catches thieves some of the time
Look Out!
Here comes the Normal guy.
Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He stands at around five foot.
Can he swing from a thread?
No, he can’t
That’s ridiculous.
You’re delusional.
There goes the Normal Guy.
In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
He won’t arrive,
He’s at home, it’s Tuesday night!
Normal guy, normal guy
Friendly neighborhood, Normal guy!
House in flames
He's insured
Action is mostly ignored.
Look Out!
Here comes the Normal guy
To him, life is a great big bang up
Wherever there's a hang up
You'll find the Normal guy.
