I don't wanna fall in love I just wanna get fucked
Shoveling mountains of terrible stuff
Heroin, ketamine, jellybean puff
Shove it in me brain, get it all mixed up
Like wow!
I'm a troubled soul
I'm livin in a studio flat that's covered in mould
Come outside just to shout at strangers
Then I crawl in a hole like an ugly mole
I love drugs and sketchy pills
But my favourite ones are the ones that kill
Quickly
When I go will my loved ones miss me?
Well the answer's no
Chuck my corpse in a big main road
Turn my head to a powered skull
Let rain pour turn that to mulch
And that's the last scene of the patrick show
I sniff glue gun paste now my face is plastic
Having a gangbang to Jackson 5
I'm a ratchet guy
Lost my wife what a prat goodbye
No!
Don't talk to me
Unless it's an emergency
I gotta go I gotta take a number 3
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree
I said hello there can I fill your hole
She took one look and she told me no
I got a wife at home and she hates me
I sleep outside cos she makes me
Big bowl of the cocaine that's my breakfast
I tried crack once I just wanted to test it
And I'm hooked now
I could marry my pipe
My wife wouldn't care she just wants me to die
It's party time get your drugs out
If you want to make love get your muffs out
It's party time get your drugs out
Do you wanna make love to a sad old man?
It's party time get your drugs out
If you want to make love get your muffs out
It's party time get your drugs out
Do you wanna make love to a sad old man?
I said a hip, a hop, a hip
I dip my dick in the salsa dip
On a taco Tuesday!
Can I spaff on your booblays? (Say yes)
Feel free to say no
Bald, mean, and full of beans
I got a Yamaha keyboard drum machine
Metallica patch on my dungarees
I said girl, can I get your number please?
Hang myself in the neighbors garden
When he comes back that's a nice surprise
Let the darkness just take your soul
Listen up chile, close your eyes
Just pull it out, don't cut my hair
Take my face stubb a cig right there
I'm a dirty, wretched man
Call me granddad cos I fucked your nan
What's the worth?
Fuck the universe 'till it hurts
I'm not used to these kinds of mental health
Issues, I just wanna live in a church
And find peace, upon me brain
Jesus please just stop my pain
I know you think that this is a game
But it's not!
Now watch me walk away
I'm a love machine I don't know when to stop
I got a mouse trap here that can make my cock
-pink and red with a mighty bruise
In the club two stepping with my black school shoes
Luncheon meat in my boot cut jeans
Chuck it on bread with a bit of knob cheese
Tasty, would you like a bite?
Give a clap to your wife then I wave goodbye
It's party time get your drugs out
If you want to make love get your muffs out
It's party time get your drugs out
Do you wanna make love to a sad old man?
It's party time get your drugs out
If you want to make love get your muffs out
It's party time get your drugs out
Do you wanna make love to a sad old man?
