[Verse 1]
I'll tell you a story about a man
There's no-one else quite like him across the land
This man has lots of presents in his hands
Taking them from your house was his plan!
[Chorus]
'Cause you've been robbed!
Someone stop this criminal! (Yes, you've been robbed!)
This is not forgivable! (Your door was locked!)
That evil individual! (Yes, you've been robbed!)
This is just unthinkable!
[Verse 2]
How can this happen so close to Christmas Day?
He just took all of the presents and ran away!
What do the police have to say?
Please remain calm, we're on our way!
[Chorus]
Someone stop this criminal! (Yes, you've been robbed!)
This is not forgivable! (Your door was locked!)
That evil individual! (Yes, you've been robbed!)
This is just unthinkable!
[Verse 3]
We just found all of the presents that he stole
He's locked himself inside a house made of snow!
Let's get some torches and watch the fire grow!
We'll melt all of that snow and get him out, let's go!
[Chorus]
We just stopped this criminal! (Yes, you've been robbed!)
He is not forgivable! (Your door was locked!)
That evil individual! (Yes, you've been robbed!)
This is just unthinkable! (Keep the door shut!)
We should punish him tonight! (The Pit of Death!)
Freeze him inside carbonite! (Fine, I confess!)
Everyone! He just confessed! (The Pit of Death!)
Send him to the Pit of Death!
The Pit of Death!
